Before I became a vampire, I thought the worst possible thing that could happen to me was death. I was wrong. Now, as an undead immortal, I see that I have my many centuries upon this earth as an abomination. Never aging, never perishing, I feel nothing anymore in this cold, lifeless body. I want to be free again. Nothing on this earth can kill me – except the light of the sun. I’ve had my friends tie me to this chair in the sun room of our castle. I’ve said my final farewells. There is no turning back now. In mere minutes, the sun will rise and dissolve my body, cell by cell. I MUST feel again, even if the last thing I ever sense is the glorious pain of being burned alive. That pain will be as welcome as a full body orgasm. I am ready to meet the dawn, and my certain demise!