Swallowing My Pet Human
It’s been fun having a little man as a pet. But I’m afraid you’re getting a bit boring. It’s time to dispose of you, my itty bitty. I could flush you down the toilet like a goldfish, but you deserve better than that. Besides, I’m rather hungry. You look so tasty. Let me just have a little lick . . .
Mmm, you’re delicious! I just have to eat you up. Should I crush your bones between my mighty teeth? Should I swallow you whole? Decisions, decisions. Any which way I eat you, you’ll end up in the same place – sliding down my throat inch by inch until you reach my belly.