I already have an extremely long tongue; let’s see if brute force can’t make it a little longer. I clamp a pair of steel forceps to the tip and begin to pull. My serpent-like tongue twitches between the unforgiving metal pincers. I stretch the flesh with all my might, pulling my tongue hard, trying to stretch it longer than ever before. It hurts so good. If I keep pulling like this, the lengthened results might even be permanent!