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Excuse me sir, how much for that strawberry? My pet bunny is a very picky eater, and he won’t eat his food unless it’s absolutely perfect. That strawberry is just what I need to make his dinner.
What? 20 bits? I don’t have that much money. Surely there must be some way for me to pay for that strawberry . . . you want to see my tongue?! Oh, I don’t know. I’ve never shown anyone that before. It’s so big, I’m very shy. Well, alright. I guess I could let you have a look.
You like it? Really? Well, if I do a few tongue tricks, can I have that strawberry? What if I touch my tongue and use my fingers to play with it? Still not enough? I guess I’ll have to let you look inside my mouth very close up, too. Maybe that will be enough to earn my strawberry. Gosh, I hope no one can see me doing this.