How much air can this giant inflatable 8 foot by 4 foot pillow take? I climb on top of it while it’s still deflated and turn on the air pump. Before long, the vinyl grows turgid, lifting me off the ground – first my limbs, then my entire body. The pillow becomes firmer by the moment. It swells underneath me, heaving as if it were alive. I grind my body into it sensuously, feeling it change shape and size with my sensitive skin. Suddenly, the pillow can take no more. It blows its seams with a loud bang, and I gently begin to sink to the ground again. Angry that my ride is over, I take my stiletto heel to the pillow, filling it full of holes, until at last it collapses entirely.