Drink My Spit
I’m preparing a special drink for you. Can you guess what it is? My magnificent long tongue will serve it up for you in this shot glass. That’s right, dear. A warm glass of my saliva will set you straight. Watch it collect under my tongue and pool around my teeth before I slowly drip the precious fluid from the tip of my oral appendage into your glass. Drop by drop I will seduce you with my vital essence. You will know me most intimately – more intimately than any plain old kiss. Drink my spit, lover. I’ve kept it warm in my mouth just for you.