My mouth is an intricate device filled with the most exquisite biological machinery. Usually these inner workings are kept hidden by my full, soft lips. Allow me to part them for you. Observe my tonsils. Ordinarily, they hide in the depths of my throat. But if I cough, they jump into view, leaving sinuous strands of saliva in their wake. Watch them move in the glistening cavern of my mouth. When I say “ah,” they tense and vibrate tantalizingly with each vocalization. I can even make my uvula dance! Come observe the sexy secrets of my throat and tonsils.