I’m kidding.  Don’t make that face at me.

Get yourself some fresh hot Larkin.  Click this for an instant transport to my Youtube Channel – LarkinLoveXXX.  Previews of my clips4sale videos, behind the scenes footage from shoots, and weird little nuggets of joy (see:  ”Larkin Discovers Romanesco Broccoli”) shall be found therein.

Enjoy.  Comment.  I fucking dare you.

Now is the perfect time to order a special piece of personalized porn.  If you’re a new fan, treat yourself to something incredibly erotic and absolutely unique.  If you’re a veteran, rediscover the boner-summoning powers of my magical vagina.

For a short time only, you can have a 10 minute custom video of your choice for only $80.

Yes.  Really!  Fetish or mainstream, it’s your choice.

So here’s the scoop:

- Order between 12 midnight, Sunday,  2/26/2012, and 12 midnight, Monday, 2/28/2012.  To order, send me an email at shes@larkinlove.com, and I will give you all the necessary information as to payment, delivery, etc.

- When you email me, put 48 HOUR VIDEO SPECIAL in the subject header.

- In your ordering email, describe what kind of video you want.  Be very specific.  There is more info on what types of videos I shoot, as well as my hard Don’ts list, here.

- HURRY!  I am only offering this special price to 10 customers.  Don’t be left in the cold!

- For this special, there are a few SPECIAL CONDITIONS

1. The video can only contain one model (me).
2. No anal penetration.  Yeah I know, it’s a bummer (hardy har) but I reserve my precious ass for full-price videos.
3. If you have a special wardrobe request, I must already have the item(s) in stock
4. No location shoots.  The video must be something I can shoot in my apartment.

What kind of videos can you find at my store?  A great variety!  You should go have yourself a look.  There’s everything from jerk-off instruction to creampies.  If you like my tongue, you’ll love my tongue fetish selection.  Latex is well represented as well.  Stockings!  Stripteases!  Lesbian BDSM action!  Watch me use cherries, lollypops, dildos, and more in lascivious ways for my own gratification.  There’s something for everyone.

And if you don’t see exactly what your heart (and throbbing cock) desire, I’m still offering custom videos.  Each and every one of them is made by yours truly with care and love. Visit this page here for more information.

Now, until this shoot I have never even SEEN a glory hole.  I thought they existed only in myth.  Apparently not.  I was amazed when I saw the holey wall myself, but even more excited to see two black cocks appear, poking out of the drywall.  It was like magic!

The scene is now live at Glorlyhole.com, and I highly recommend you all watch it.  I’m convinced that it’s some of my best sucking and fucking.  I look totally hot.

Watch it here!

I’ve decided to open up a storefront on clips4sale.com, where you guys can purchase and download the videos I’ve made.  It has now launched and is fully active with regular updates in the pipeline.  It even accepts credit cards.  Whooo!

Check out Larkin Love’s Fetish Theater

What kind of clips am I selling?  A variety.  For starters, I have quite a few jerk-off encouragement videos, sexy tongue displays, and lots of topless tit-play.  Lesbian kissing.  Smoking.  As for the future, you’ll just have to check back every time that I update and see what’s new.

I hope you guys enjoy my store.  Each and every one of my videos was made with passion and care.

Oh, and by the way, I’m still taking orders for custom videos.  Email me at shes@larkinlove.com for more details.

That’s the premise of PublicViolations.com, a Porn Pros network website I shot for in early December. Yeah, I know this entry is a little late, but I don’t like to write about all the cool smut I’m producing until my gentle readers and viewers can actually enjoy it.

My male counterpart is Dick Chibbles, in case anyone wanted to know.  He was a good partner.  I enjoyed working with him a lot.

Here’s a sneak peak:

Watch me get publicly violated on a busy street and fucked hard in a parking garage! Just follow the link below:

PornPros Public Violations – Larkin Love

The film is called “Jessie Goes To College.” It stars Jessie Lee (who’da thunk it) as the lead. I play one of the minor characters involved in the thin, yet deeply amusing, plot. I also get nailed by Tommy Pistol and squirt all over the goddamned place like a geyser. Seriously. I hit him in the face a few times.

This is truly one of the greatest sex scenes I have ever performed. I highly recommend you check it out. Also, dig this SFW trailer!

Do you have a desire you want to see acted out in film? Wish you had a video made just for you, tailored to your every want and fantasy? Want to see me do unspeakably sexy things for the camera, while looking you right in the eye and saying your name?

Now you can!

I am currently taking orders for custom adult and fetish videos. You become the director.  Write me a script with as little or s much detail as you want, and I will shoot it for you!

Just email me at:  shes@larkinlove.com  for more information.

Choose my outfits, makeup, and hair style.  Watch me by myself.  Watch me POV style.  Or watch me have fun with a male model or a female model.  Give me dialogue, or let me perform my own personal brand of dirty talk.  Or I can be absolutely silent.  Want music?  Want me to say your name?  Want me to scream?  Drool?  Pretend I’m asleep?  The options are endless.

The things I’m willing to shoot include, but are not limited to:

•     striptease
•     solo masturbation
•     toys
•     blow jobs
•     creampies
•     b/g or g/g scenes
•     fetish

As far as fetishes go, I enjoy shooting  all kinds of different stuff.  Here’s a short, non-comprehensive list to get your imagination running:

• Femdom
• bondage
• foot/hand worship
• shoe fetish
• object trample/crush
• small cock humiliation
• breast worship
• tongue fetish
• corsetry
• sissy training
• jack-off encouragement
• smoking
• forced orgasm
• tickling
• spitting
• face-sitting
• and many MANY more things that I can’t even think of right now!

Goddamn, I love that man, but nothing makes me grit my teeth like a camera in my face before I’m ready.

Anyhow, if you, my gentle viewers, can excuse the terse responses and constant fingernail fiddling, go ahead and enjoy this brief interview.  I discuss many fetishy things, my hair, which of my bodily excretions I am willing to let fly upon a partner, and which excretions I will not.  It’s a good video.

Also, please forgive my chin.  Low angles are not my best.  Ugh.

Once upon a time, when I was 20, I saw an ad on craigslist looking for long-tongued girls to pose for a tongue fetish website.  Seeing as I have an unusually long and lithe tongue I responded.  The following footage was created.  I sold it to the man, collected my money, and promptly forgot about it.

Years later, a friend sent me a message that he’d seen a video of me on 4chan.  He tried to show me, but by the time I made it to the thread, it had already fallen victim to 4chan’s endless influx and dropped off the last page.  A few days later, however, a different friend sent me a link to a thread on Reddit, where my video had been turned into a moving gif.

Some youtube sleuthing turned up the video above.  With over 100,000 views.  Wow.  I had no idea I was so popular.

This can mean only one thing:  I need to make some more tongue videos.  Who wants to see my tongue in action?  Anyone have any ideas on what I can do?